Brick Bazooka
Affiliation Commando Elite
Occupation Squad Sergeant, Second-in-command, Artillery/ammunition expert
Weapons Knife; Metal File; High-Pulse laser rifle
Actor George Kennedy
"Brick Bazooka, Artillery. Ready to go full board, Sir!"
―Brick Bazooka[src]

Brick Bazooka is the artillery expert of the Commando Elite. He was voiced by George Kennedy.

He has a very up-lifted and excited attitude about being in the Commando Elite. He will do anything he can to assist his men with the ammo they need to destroy any Gorgonites that they capture. Assisting his fellow commandos with extra ammunition is his primary objective.


Brick Bazooka was created by Larry Benson, a toy designer for Heartland Playsystems.

Operations Executed (Chronological Order)

Brick Bazooka took part in many missions that were taken to destroy the Gorgonites. Among these included a solo mission to assassinate Archer, the leader of the Gorgonites. Bazooka was launched via an improvised slingshot, intercepting a bicycle ridden by Alan Abernathy. He climbed his way up the side of the bike to Alan's backpack to execute his orders. During the ride, Bazooka lost his grip and fell off the bike, desperately trying to keep his balance on the bike's rotating chain belt until finally, his foot was caught in the chains, pulling him into the rotating wheel spokes, resulting in Bazooka instantly breaking apart. He landed in scattered pieces on the street pavement. In a comical fashion, Brick crawled to his "waist" piece containing his belt's radio receiver to answer an incoming message from Major Chip Hazard. He painfully reported his mission failure and requested medical help for his "injuries".

The Commando Elite ultimately reassembled him, allowing Bazooka to return to active duty and continue the ongoing mission.


Brick and all the other Commando Elite (except Chip Hazard) fell into a pond after a chase mission went wrong.

Brick Bazooka's Enemies

Punch-It & Scratch-It