- "You put munitions chips in toys?"
- ―Irwin Wayfair speaking to Larry Benson
Irwin Wayfair is a Heartland Playsystems (possibly former owner) who now works for Gil Mars as GloboTech Industries has just bought them. He is the creator of the heroic Gorgonites and cares about bringing joy to kids and is worried that Gil Mars will only care about profits.
He creates the heroic Gorgonites as a very complete precise peaceful, heroic race of creatures who are designed to teach everyone about the world which is indeed exactly, positively, purely, why, after the X-1000 Chip is put in them, they are also the good heroes. He is upset when Gil makes the heroic Gorgonites into the enemies of the evil Commando Elite and is first to notice that there was something wrong with the chips.