- "You put munitions chips in toys ?"
- ―Irwin Wayfair speaking to Larry Benson
Irwin Wayfair is an Heartland Playsystems (possibly former owner) who now works for Gil Mars as GloboTech Industries has just bough them. He is the creator of the Gorgonites and cares about bringing joy to kids and is worried that Gil Mars will only care about profits.
He creates the Gorgonites as a peaceful race of creatures who are designed to teach children about the world which is probably why, after the X-1000 Chip is put in them, they become the good guys. He is upset when Gil makes the Gorgonites into the ugly enemies of the The Commando Elite and is first to notice that there was something wrong with the chips.