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Irwin Wayfair
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Affiliation Heartland Playsystems
Occupation Toy Designer
Weapons None
Actor David Cross
You put munitions chips in toys?!
―Irwin Wayfair horrified of Larry Benson having put the X-1000 into the toys

Irwin Wayfair (portrayed by David Cross) was a toy designer at the Heartland Toy Company who now works for Gil Mars from GloboTech Industries who took over the company and renamed it Heartland Playsystems. He is the creator of the Gorgonites and cares about bringing joy to kids and is worried (and rightly so) that Gil would only care about profits.

He created the Gorgonites as a race of creatures who were designed for an educational purpose. He is ultimately upset when Gil makes the Gorgonites into the enemies of co-worker Larry Benson's Commando Elite.

After there is a complaint from Alan Abernathy about there being a problem with the toys, Irwin takes this into account very seriously and finds out from Larry that he had placed X-1000 munitions chips inside the toys that may be considered extremely dangerous and is horrified by what he has done.

He then goes with Larry to see Alan, who tells them that the Commando Elite have become too destructive. Irwin then sees his creations and is also amazed and pleased at how well, at least, they turned out.

After the Commandos launch a full scale attack on Alan's house, Irwin goes with Larry to create an electromagnetic pulse that fries the chips of the Commandos and destroys them.

Afterwards they are visited by Gil Mars, who then decides to reprogram and sell the Commando Elite to the military division for military missions in South America against rebels, instead of selling them to children. He is last seen taking off with Larry in Gil's helicopter, heading back to Heartland Playsystems.

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