"There will be no mercy."
- Chip Hazard
Major Chip Hazard (voiced by Tommy Lee Jones ) is the squad leader of The Commando Elite. Chip is the ideal combat commander: Aggressive, logical, and brutal. Chip leads by example, and his troops would follow him anywhere. Obsessed with victory and glory, Chip lives to battle his sworn enemies, the Gorgonites. He was also the main antagonist of the film and is also Archer's arch-enemy.
Major Chip Hazard
|War Group:||The Commando Elite|
|Weapons:||Non-Functional Pistol and Knife|
- Operations Executed (Chronological Order)
Major Chip Hazard and the rest of the Commando Elite were designed by Larry Benson who was toy creator of company called Heartland Playsystems, which was later bought out by Global Tech. Industries. His business partner's name was Irwin Wayfair who was the designer of the Gorgonites.
Chip Hazard was activated by a simple command which was: "Ten-hut!"
Operations Executed (Chronological Order):The first operation that Chip Hazard set up to launch was to first activate the rest of his troops to general quarters within the toy shop by the same general orders that activated him which was: "Commandos....Ten-hut!". Then from there Chip and his men set out on a search and destroy mission to dissasemble any gorgonite or uncommando they saw. In which this case they were successful at destroying Troglokhan. Next, when Link Static later the next morning noticed Archer being helped by a human named Alan Abernathy Chip set up an objective to try and destroy Archer. For this assault, they fired a commando named Brick Bazooka at Allen's bike so he could destroy Archer within Alan's backpack. In this situation, the assault was a mission failure because Brick Bazooka got his leg caught in the bike chain in which he was thrown off the bike but later then reassembled. As the commandos next plan they secretly snuck into Alan's house in which he was keeping Archer. While Alan was asleep, the commandos trapped Archer and then stringing him up and started lowering him into the waste disposal unit in the sink. Fortunately, Allen heard the noises and rescued Archer. But while trying to do so, he was attacked by a commando named Nick Nitro. After Alan was cut by Nick Nitro's razor blade, Allen then forced Nitro into the trash disposal unit. This tore up Nitro's legs pretty badly. By then the rest of the commandos had already fled including Chip Hazard.
After the escape from Alan, the commandos then moved into Alan's best friends house named Christy Fimple. Soon after Nick Nitro's death because he was so badly torn up, Chip Hazard took Nick's microchip and installed it into the Gwendy Dolls of Christy Fimple. Then from there, the gwendy dolls captured Christy and made her a hostage so te commandos could make their proposal to Alan to surrender the goronites. When Alan came to the house of Christy he then left a decoy of the gorgonites inside a box. While the commandos went to go destroy the box, Alan and Archer snuck into the back of Christy's house. The commandos didn't know it was a decoy though.
To vanquish the suspected gorgonites that were in the box, they stuck a dynamite stick in the box to blow it sky high. Then after the explosion when the commandos noticed the box was a decoy they moved back to their original positions. when the commandos got back to their positions, they noticed Alan and Christy (their hostage) was escaping. When Alan and Christy got outside, the commandos followed them by blowing the garage door off and chasing the both them down the street on Christy's moped. The commandos were in hot persuit until Christy's moped jump over the a small river. When the commandos tried to jump the river, they crashed into a huge explosion. Alan and Cristy thought all the commandos were dead, but they didn't notice that the commander of the commandos was still alive and well. Then from there, Chip Hazard found a commando toy store army in which he activated all of them in heartland playsystems storage truck to plan one last final assault on the humans helping the gorgonites.
After the destruction of Chip's makeshift helicopter, he engaged in a knife fight with Archer atop a Transformer pole. Chip defeated Archer and kicked him to ground below and declares victory is theirs, but Alan (who was clinging to the Transformer pole) then grabbed Chip and put him between the two transformers thereby creating an electrical circuit (whilst also frying Chip Hazards circuits), causing the transformers to explode and send out an Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP). While the blast is taking place Chip frys in agony. The EMP blast neutralised the X-1000 micro-processing chips in all of the Commando Elite, killing them.
There will be no mercy!
Chip Hazard's signature
The typical image of a battle-hardened warrior, Chip was bitter, cruel, sadistic and brutish. He showed a deep capacity for honour and was unimaginably devoted to destroying the gorgonites. He did show emotion on one occasion when Nick Nitro died and he dictated that 'his battery had run out, but his memory would keep going and going and going' and that his death would be avenged.
He was also extremely arrogant and very narcissistic, taking immense pride in his millitary status and in his abilities. Because of his arrogant and narcissistic, he fails to see other threats and he mostly get careless which lead to his downfall. He was highly intelligent and shown to be a brilliant tactician, with an analytical mind and a knife-sharp intellect. He, on one occasion, showed sympathy towards his prisoners, one example being the quote: Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared!.
He could be insensitive and emotionless, shown when he frequently contradicted and criticized his own troops, but this is possibly in order to toughen them up. He displays incredible physical attributes and has an uncanny level of durability and endurance, as he survives being blown up, crushed and the destruction of his custom-built helicopter.
He was a natural leader and an unerringly capable commander, taking charge in the final battle for the Gorgonites. He was also a psychotic sociopath, extremely self-centred and also seen to be a dry psychopath.